I've Deciphered The Da Vinci Code!... S.H.I.T - Originally Posted On myspace 21 November 2006

The dvd has been on since 9pm. I have fallen asleep once and had to rewind untill I found the spot where I blacked out.
This film is the dullest, slowest unimaginable mess I think I have ever seen. Tom Hanks looks more and more like Oliver Hardy with each appearence on the silver screen.


Oliver hardy Tom Hanks

As for Audrey Tautou, is this woman realy French? Because she came across more like an extra from 'Allo 'Allo!
I should have known better, the book took me about a month to read and here I am with over an hour to go. I shall have to turn it off soon and watch the remainder tomorrow..... or next month or maybe never!
As I sit here typing, the two dimentional characters on screen are chatting away in French and I can't even be bothered to lift my eyes away from the laptop to read the subtitles.
I played the video game on PS2 a few months ago and I recommend that you do the same, rather than watch this mess.

One crappy story that trys to discredit another, older crappier story.
Watch at your peril. And to think I missed Titty Bang Bang for this.......


UPDATE:

So it finaly finished, this piece of over blown, up-its-own arse pile of pooh... did I say I didn't like it. I finaly crawled into bed at about 12.20, grumbling to my partner who had refused to watch it, that I had wasted two and a half hours of my life that I would never get back.... his "Told you so" I guess was justified.
He had made it clear that he didn't want to watch it because EVERYONE had told him how bad it was. I therefore had made it clear that I expected him in bed by 9pm so that I could start watching it at and have it end at a reasonable time. Of course, this didn't take into account the 45 minutes that I nodded off for. Or the the constant pausing as I went to get "just one more" biscuit.
I even resorted to a can of diet pepsi at 11.15 in an attempt to stay awake.
The worrying thing, is that my brother-in-law actually bought this DVD!
Although not quite as worrying as the proud boast at the begining of the film that "Angels & Demons", another Dan Brown tome is "COMING SOON"
God, ficticious or otherwise, help us!